GOAT! Food! Goat food!
I've seen this new snack food in the convenience store on campus that's got a very eye-catching display and fancy package, but it also lacks a visible price tag and touts premium features like, you know, vitamins and protein and energy and health, or some approximation thereof, so I've avoided it in favor of the VideoDescription.25 Hostess cakes and saturated fats. Today, however, there are happy young marketers stationed all around the Student Center finally handing out free packages of healthy energy treats to convince us all that their new product is worth whatever unspecified mystery price. The snack is called GOAT, and it turns out they're the brainchild of former heavyweight champ Muhammad "His momma called him Cassius, I call him Cassius" Ali: that would be Greatest Of All Time brand, not "goat" the animal - that are reduced in fat and calories, aimed at combating youth obesity and encouraging healthy lifestyles. No snack will contain more than 150 calories and all will be fortified with vitamins and fiber. The products will carry sporty, fighter names like "Rumble," "Shuffle" and "Jabs" and come in flavors that include barbecued chicken, Buffalo wings, sweet corn and cole slaw, as well a sweet, fruit-based flavors. Portion sizes will be small, but they have been designed this way to fit into the current trend of "grazing" throughout the day. The other nice thing about the small portions is that you don't have to eat as much of it, because oh my God these really are meant to be ... Electric Leaf Blower Ratings Best !8!# Dvd Player Dvp642 Buy Now
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